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Unicycling is the most superior form of human-powered transportation!

    You may ask "WHY?"

Because unicycling is superior to all the rest.

    "BUT HOW ABOUT BICYCLING?"  you may ask...

15 reasons unicycles are better than bicycles:

    1. Unicycles are safer. Far fewer unicycles get in accidents.

  • -They are more visible.
  • -Cars actually stop to let you cross.
  • 2.  Unicycles are more maneuverable. 

  • -It's much easier to do a 180 on a unicycle.
  • 3.  They are more transportable. 

    -You can take your unicycle on the bus.

    4.  Unicyclists can get away with a lot more.

    -Cops don't know how to classify unicycles 

  • -Unicyclists can ride in the street or on the sidewalk
  • -You can take your unicycle into the post office with you.
  • 5.  They are less trivial to learn how to ride. 

    -Challenges are healthy.

    6.  Two wheels are excessive.   

    7.  You can ride with no hands without loss of maneuverability. 

    -In fact you can't not ride with no hands. unless you hold on to the seat 

  • -Having your hands free is very useful; you can juggle, handwhistle, do origami, or eat lunch.
  • 8.  They are slower downhill. 

    -Which is good because it's safer.

  • -Besides,  what's the hurry?  We unicyclists have nowhere we'd rather be than on our unicycles.
  • -Besides going uphill a unicycle is not necessarily slower... 
  • -Unicycles are lighter, have a low gear, and I pass bikes on a regular basis.
  • 9.  The uncomfortable unicycle seats enhance pelvic stamina.  

    - Who wants children anyways.

    10.  They are easier to get off.

    11. They impress the babes/studs.  well... maybe not but they should at least.

    12.   They give you more attention.   -A great conversation starter.

    13.  Half the wheels half the flats.

    14.  They're much less expensive.

    15.  You get to be amused everyday by passerbys who call out "hey, you lost a wheel!"  and think they are original and even funny.                                                                                                                           

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